MAYBE

this message brought to you by a man who talks about his kids repeatedly throughout his profile and then finishes things off with this gem:

“you should message me if: You are interested in having some mind blowing, toe curling, eye rolling, multi orgasmic sex. Or if you are looking for a really good friend. I am leaving my options open. Not ruling out finding someone to spend my life with.”

handgrenade2:

Are You Checking Me Out Or Trying To Figure Out My Gender: A Life Story.

my answer to this is usually: yes.

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whatshouldwecallme:

gpoy

“i want you”

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laughingsquid:

Little Girls Are Better at Designing Superheroes Than You

this is absolutely my new favorite tumblr account.

waaaahlbodayz:

short-bread:

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Stephen fry. Stop it.

You are clearly being too smart. You are not of this Earth.

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award winning author

the man is a legitimate genius.

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#dat ass

#modern day romantic

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